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Cheesy Green Bean Casserole

Just another rip-off recipe. This one is pretty much straight off the side of the fried onions can, but with a few twists.
  • 1 1/2 cups milk
  • 2 (10 3/4 ounce) cans Cambell's Cream of Mushroom Soup
  • 2 (14.5 oz) cans cut green beans
  • 2 (15.5 oz) cans cut wax (yellow) beans
  • 2 (6 oz) cans French's or Durkee's French Fried Onions
  • 9 slices processed Swiss cheese
  • 1/2 teaspoon Tony Chechere's Creole Seasoning
Pour your beans into a strainer.

Take them on a quick spin through the salad spinner... They'll enjoy it.


In a mixing bowl, combine the beans, soup, milk, Tony Chechere's, and 1 1/3 cup of fried onions. Mix well.

Spread half the mixture to a casserole dish.

Layer the processed Swiss slices evenly. Note: Be sure to use processed Swiss. The real deal would overwhelm the dish.

Add the remaining green bean mixture, and bake at 350 for 40 minutes.


After 40 minutes, add the rest of the French Fried Onions to the top, and bake for another 5 minutes.


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Ultimate Thanksgiving Turkey

First up, I need to fess up. This is not a completely original recipe. The vast majority of it is from the Food Network TV show, Good Eats. I just added a few techniques that were shared with me, as well as a few twists of my own.

At my age, I've eaten a lot of turkey in my day. Every Thanksgiving and Christmas for 40 years say I've eaten roasted turkey at least 80 times. In my opinion, this is the best turkey this side of a deep fryer.

Ingredients...

For the turkey:
  • A turkey, duh (thawed)
For the brine:
  • 1 cup kosher salt
  • 1/2 cup light brown sugar
  • 1 gallon vegetable stock
  • 1 tablespoon black peppercorns
  • 1/2 tablespoon allspice berries
  • 1/2 tablespoon candied ginger
  • 1 gallon iced water
For the aromatics:

  • 1 red apple, sliced
  • 1/2 onion, sliced
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 3 cups water
  • 4 sprigs rosemary
  • 6 leaves sage
For the seasoning:

  • A few tablespoons of my Boogie BBQ Rub (recipe)
  • Canola oil
Start off by removing the neck, and any other goodies inside the bird, from the turkey.

Next by combining your salt, brown sugar and vegetable stock in something that will hold your turkey, and 2 gallons of liquid, and allow the turkey to be completely submersed. I have an old cooler that does the trick perfectly. Homer's Bucket from The Home Depot is another option, if you don't have anything big enough.

Once all that is combined, put a stick blender in the mix and run it until the sugar and salt have dissolved. Add the rest of the brine ingredients, and your turkey.


You'll notice in the picture above that part of the turkey is poking out of the brine solution. That's not because there isn't enough liquid. It's because the turkey floats. Throw a brick or something on there to keep it completely covered. I used a plate and added the mortar from my mortar and pestle.


Store that cooler in a cool place, like the basement, or even the garage, if the temperature is right. You don't want it to freeze, but you must keep it cold. Let it sit for 7 hours.

Remove the turkey from the brine solution, and dry it off with paper towels really well.

Use the handle of a wood spoon to separate the skin from the turkey. Apply the Boogie to the turkey, beneath the skin. Rub it into the turkey cavity too.

Set your bird on some ice packs, breast side down, and let it sit on the counter for an hour. This will allow the turkey to come to room temperature before cooking it, while keeping the breast (which otherwise would be cooked before the rest of the bird) cool.

A few minutes before your hour is up, combine your sliced apple, onion and cinnamon stick with some water in a microwave safe bowl, and nuke for 5 minutes.

Drain the water off the nuked aromatics, and stuff them, along with the herbs, into the turkey.

Rub the turkey down, all over, with canola oil.

This thing needs to cook at 500 for 30 minutes. You can use your oven for this, but it will likely fill your entire house with smoke, making for a very unpleasant experience. I take mine outside and toss it on the grill.

30 minutes and 500 degrees later, this is what your turkey will look like.

Insert your probe thermometer into the thickest part of the breast, and put the turkey in a 350 oven.

Set the thermometer to alert you when the the turkey reaches 161. Carry-over will continue cooking the turkey once it's removed from the oven.

Once the bird reaches 161 (could take anywhere from 2-3 hours, depending on your oven and the size of the turkey), remove it from the oven, cover it (loosely) in foil, and let it sit for 30 minutes. There you have the perfect holiday turkey!

Carve, serve, and pig out!

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Trailer Park Burgers

This is a slightly modified version of Lovie Birch's BBQ Party Burgers, from Ruby Ann's Down Home Trailer Park BBQin' Cookbook... and they are scrumptious! Let's start with our ingredients:
  • 2 1/2 lbs hamburger meat
  • 8 oz sour cream
  • 1/4 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/2 package dry onion soup mix
  • 6 Ritz crackers, crushed
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper
  • 8 hamburger buns
  • 6 slices cooked bacon (crumbled)
Mix everything but the bacon and buns together in a big bowl. Blend well with your hands.


Once it’s all mixed up, toss in the bacon crumbles and mix again.

Make into patties, and set aside to get happy for an hour or so.

Grill and serve with your favorite fixin’s.


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Cheesy Shoestring Potatoes

A cheesy, buttery delight to go with just about anything. Start by getting all your ingredients measured and prepared.
  • 6 tablespoons butter
  • 1 small onion, minced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups milk
  • 1/2 pound sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
  • 1 1/2 lbs peeled shredded potatoes (frozen shoestring hash browns will work)
  • Grated parmesan cheese
  • Cajun seasoning
  • 1/3 cup bread crumbs
While the oven is preheating to 375, melt the butter in a pan. Add the onions and cook for about 5 minutes. Add garlic and cook for another minute.

Whisk in the flour and salt and cook for 1 minute. Gradually stir in milk and cook, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens slightly.

Reduce heat to low, and stir in cheese until melted.

Put your shredded potatoes on a baking dish and pour the cheesy liquid over the top. Stir it up a bit to keep your onions from floating on top. Sprinkle on some grated parmesan and cajun seasoning.

Bake, covered 45 minutes. Uncover, top with bread crumbs, and bake 15 minutes longer or until potatoes are tender.


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Bakin' Bacon

Baked bacon? You're kidding, right? No, I'm not kidding. This is a great way to prepare bacon. Especially in semi-large quantities. The primary benefits are that stays flat, the grease drips off, and it all gets done at the same time.

Oddly enough, the directions for doing this appear on the packages of several brands of bacon. Most of us just never read the package to find this out. This is a very simple process.

Start with a cookie sheet:

To make clean up a little easier, add some foil:

Toss a cooling rack on top of that:

Throw your bacon on, and bake away! I cook it at 400.

30 minutes in the oven and I have perfectly crispy bacon:

Check it frequently while baking. Cooking times will vary depending on your oven, the thickness of the bacon, and how well-done you like it.

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Moroni Turkey

Ingredients:
  • 1 10 lb boneless turkey breast (or turkey steaks/chops)
  • 1 liter of 7-UP
  • 1 pint canola oil
  • 1 pint soy sauce
  • 1 Tablespoon horseradish
  • 1 Tablespoon garlic powder
Slice the turkey into steaks or chops, anywhere from ¼” to ½” thin.

Combine/mix all the other ingredients to make a marinade. Marinate turkey for 18-24 hours, swishing occasionally, as the oil will separate. It’s probably a good idea to turn it from time-to-time too, if everything isn’t completely covered.

Cook on the grill to perfection.

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Dr Pepper BBQ Sauce

Ingredients:
  • 2 cup Dr Pepper
  • 2 cup ketchup
  • ½ cup Worcestershire Sauce
  • 2 teaspoon Liquid Smoke
  • 6 tablespoons A-1 Steak Sauce
  • 2 teaspoon onion flakes
  • 2 teaspoon garlic flakes
  • 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Combine all the ingredients in a heavy, non-reactive saucepan and gradually bring to a boil over medium heat.

Reduce the heat slightly to obtain a gentle simmer. Simmer the sauce until reduced by a quarter, 6 to 8 minutes. Use right away or transfer to a large jar, cover, cool to room temperature and refrigerate.

Makes 4 cups

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Jack Daniels Glaze

Eerily similar to the sauce that comes on the Jack Daniels menu at that one mega-chain you eat at on Fridays. This stuff is amazing when mixed into some pulled pork for sandwiches.
  • Paste from 1 bulb of roasted garlic
  • 2/3 cup water
  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • ¼ cup Kikkoman teriyaki sauce
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • 1 1/3 cups dark brown sugar
  • 3 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 3 tablespoons minced white onion
  • 1 tablespoon Jack Daniels Whiskey
  • 1 tablespoon crushed pineapple
  • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
Combine water, pineapple juice, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, and brown sugar in a medium saucepan over medium/high heat. Stir occasionally until mixture boils then reduce heat until mixture is just simmering.

Add remaining ingredients to pan and stir.

Let mixture simmer for 35-45 minutes or until sauce has reduced by about 1/2 and is thick and syrupy. Make sure it doesn't boil over.

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Garlic Butter

A very tasty spread for garlic bread, corn on the cob, or sautéed veggies, such as asparagus or mushrooms.
  • 4 sticks butter (room temp)
  • 2 bulbs roasted garlic
  • 1 Tablespoon chopped fresh oregano
  • 1 Tablespoon chopped fresh basil
  • 2 teaspoons garlic powder
  • 3 teaspoons garlic salt
  • 1 teaspoon (fine) sea salt
  • 3 heaping Tablespoons fresh grated parmesan cheese
Combine all ingredients in a stand mixer and blend until the butter is light and fluffy.

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Boogie (BBQ Rub)

The rub recipe to end all rub recipes. Boogie is as good on chicken breasts thrown on a grill as it is slow smoked pulled pork. There really isn't a meat out there that this rub isn't perfect for.
  • ¼ cup firmly packed light brown sugar
  • ¼ cup sweet paprika
  • 3 tablespoons black pepper
  • 3 tablespoons kosher salt
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 1 tablespoon Morton's Hot Salt
  • 2 teaspoons garlic powder
  • 2 teaspoons onion powder
  • 2 teaspoons celery seeds
Mix it all together really well, and use on your favorite BBQ or grilling meat. For best results, apply to meat at least 2 hours before cooking. Overnight is even better.

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